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Friday, September 07, 2007

sometimes, the bulletin board on friendster contains more interesting stuff than just chain letters warning you that a ghost will disembowel you at 12 midnight unless you pass on the message.

9 words that women always used:

1. Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how andwhen you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever

Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

How to find a good bf

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

10 signs you love someone

TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:They're all you think about.

FIVE:You realize you're always smiling whenyou're looking at them.

FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing

well okay, actually this stuff has been floating around chain emails and friendster bulletins for a million years, but nothing compels you to post them up on your blog more than an opened bio textbook sitting in front of you when you are trying to avoid its accusing glare.

trembling at His voice,12:27 PM
You are worthy of our praise